Yes stretch it out like a road accident. Here we go”. Nurse Erika picks up a hammer and drives a nail through the patient’s ball sac. “You’ll find this is a good cure for wankitis”. “Slight scratch” Nurse Julia hammers another nail into place. The patient’s ball sac is now stretched into a triangular shape. “Now this will help with the penile dribbling”. The nurses seize the foreskin and hammer a nail through it.