Nurse Julia drives another nail through the penis. “Now that’s starting to look a lot better. Do we have enough skin for more?” “How are you doing dear twat? Please do not swear in the clinic”. Nurse Erika picks up stethoscope and applies it to the patient’s genitals. “Let’s check that pulse. Cough - mmm I think this patient needs further treatment for terminal debauchery, we need to treat the nipples”.